Wolfgang Amadeus;; The Sensei of the Forest

Name: Wolfgang Amadeus
Gender: Male
Age: I dunno. o.o
Affiliate: Squirrel
Rank: Squirrel-Fu Black Belt/Chief Gandalf
Cat-
Wolf-

Looks:


Personality: This squirrel is intelligent indeed. You know those old ninja movies with the sensei and stuff? He is very much like one of those. Trained in all types of defense and offense arsenals, Wolfgang Amadeus can certainly defend himself around any types of predators. Cats included. Like some other rodents out there, he can speak every language there is to know, cat, dog, fox, mouse, bird, wolf, and even a bit of Twoleg, however, he doesn’t speak their language fluently yet. He is indeed a kindred soul and is known to give wonderous advice. He is a solitary creature and enjoys walks on the beach, meditating [he can occasionally lift himself on the grown through levitation], and simple meals consisting of acorns, chestnuts, and pine cones.

Birth: No one really knows.

History: He is quite a different past and not many know of it. In the Twoleg place far away, Wolfgang was entered into a secret academy, set only for squirrels, that teaches the young rodents how to fight and speak different tongues. Quite a high-tech place it was. At his third semester at the academy, the place was attacked by rabid dogs; their huge paws demolishing and killing most of the school’s occupants. No matter how hard they fought, they only managed to bring down 10 of the 15 dogs. Wolfgang fought to the end and, injured, fled, running, or flipping rather, in the opposite direction. Not completely trainedand yearning for more knowledge, the squirrel followed the roads, leading to the place of legends. Where it was said to have multiple senseis on the way. Indeed there was, and Wolfgang finished his training, becoming a master ninja squirrel, a deadly opponent. After nothing else could be done other then more languages, the squirrel listened to his master’s advice and travelled to the clans, a place where wild cats roamed. Although having had many fights in his lifetime, he has not had trouble from the clan cats yet, although the storm is a worrying problem for him.

*ROFLS*

OMG... That made me laugh! xDDDDD

......................... Wow, just wow.

*thumbs up*

Only pwnage people such as myself can make stuff like this.

... Actually River. I made a mouse already. So.

I'm a pwnage person and I could never come up with something like this...

I owe you one, River, and this is how I spend it...

APPROVED

No one else can make a non-kitteh or non-wolfeh cause I don't owe anything to anyone else.

And that was disapproved, Zero.

But mine's a squirrel Iron, there's a big difference.

*attack huggles Flint*
thankyyyooooooooouuuuuuuuu. :3