Making a fwuffy entrance.

Misser Fwopkins walked through the ShadowClan territory. Everything was so... full of trees! Yes, very much full of trees. It was going to be hard hunting here. He only knew how to hunt on WindClan territory. Hunting there and hunting here were two different problems. There was nowhere to run! Running straight was down near impossible here! How could he catch a rabbit properly in this place? There were too many obstacles, and they'd all e in his face.

Fwopkins looked up in one of the trees and saw a squirrel. It was high in one of the branches, not paying any mind to his presence; munching on a seed it had snatched up from the forest floor. Above it, a few branches over, was a bird sitting in it's nest, preening it's feathers. It looked around quickly and gave a good flap of it's wings before sitting back down.

Yes, hunting would be hard here with all the prey living up in a tree, especially since he didn't know how to climb one. He had never taken the time to learn back when he lived with those silly twolegs.

A hard breeze blew in, carrying millions of snow flurries that crashed into his face and chilled his pelt. The tag on his collar clanked around noisily, and soon Fwopkins her the quick rustling of the bushes an the swinging of branches as the winds died down. He looked around again to see the squirrel on the branch had disappeared, but soon found it on another tree near by, looking down at him with it's small black eyes from it's much higher perch in the other tree. The bird, it just flattened itself against it nest, not daring, or simply not caring, to move.

Fwopkins sighed. Finding food here would be much harder.

A rogue cat suddenly jumped in front of Fwopkins. "HAHA! YOU'RE FAT!" And then he ran off, never to be seen again...

OR WILL HE?

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN

Deep blue eyes watched the kittypet from within a bramble bush,and a tiny ginger she-kit mewed with excitement. "I'm gonna chase off this kittypet and be a hero!"she boasted quietly,creeping out of the bush.

Fwopkins rolled her eyes when the random rogue left. He was too busy to pay any attention to his simple-mindedness.

Misser Fwopkins kept on his path, moving as quietly as his paws would let him, which, to a trained warriors ears, was not very quiet at all, but he was a kittypet, he didn't know how to walk quietly!

Blackpaw had been hunting nearby when he scented a kittypet. When Blackpaw walked around a tree he saw he fluffiest bushiest cat he'd ever seen. "Who are you? Why are you so fat and pudgy?" Blackpaw asked cheekily.

"I'm not fat!" Fwopkins snapped immediately, anger and aggression showing in his eyes, he hadn't even taken the time to see who he was talking to. He couldn't take the random cat, but he couldn't take two. He scanned the area he was in, and there he saw a black cat, the one who asked him the question. "I'm not fat. I'm just fluffy," he mewed more calmly.

He didn't want another encounter with one of these... "clan" cats as the others had told him. But... if he must.

Nuclearfart stalked through the undergrowth, a terrible stench wafting out behind him. He fanned his rear end to try and mask the scent. A strange, fat kittypet sat, looking at an ugly ShadowClan apprentice. Well this was certainly strange. Stranger then a cat named Nuclearfart? Not even close. Flowers wilted as he walked towards the two cats, head held high. He put himself in view, turned around towards the retarded looking clan cat, and let it rip.

The sound was unbelievable. It was the mixture between a lion's roar and a car rearing into gear. Luckily enough for this 'Blackpaw', the amount he shot out would likely only blow off all of his fur, not completely kill him. The wave of stench knocked the apprentice backwards, or at least, it SHOULD knock the apprentice backwards. Nuclearfart giggled, YES, GIGGLEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD, and waved his tail in salutations to the pudge pudge kittypet.

Luckily Blackpaw was sick, and his nose was stuffed. "Hey! Why did the fur on my tail burn? Oh well." Blackpaw sniffled "Who are you anywy?" Blackpaw asked the newcomer.

With a sigh, Nuclearfart let a sick one rip, even more ferocious then the last. The apprentice shot back 20 feet, into a tree.