Tik Tok Parody: About Stalking

Wake up in the morning feeling like Chuck Norris
Put my makeup on, I’m out the door, I’m gonna follow this guy
Before I leave, get my key from my doggie KC
Cause when I leave for the day,
I’ll be coming back
I’m talking
A massive makeover, now, now
Trying on all my shoes, shoes
Damn, I’m looking, good, good
Hip-hopping, making awesome original moves
Running up to his house
Trying to get a little friendly

Follow him, around the block
Dj, don’t you see
You shoulda loved me
Now you live with disregret
Ba-Bam, on the road
Oh look, in your window, oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Follow him, around the block
Dj, don’t you see
You shoulda loved me
Now you live with disregret
Ba-Bam, on the road
Oh look, in your window, oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Aint got a care in world, but I’m looking so queer
Aint got no pictures in my pocket, that aren’t of you my dear
Now, the guys are lining up
Cause they hear ya got Xbox
I’ll put on a wig, be in disguise
I’ll look like Joe Jonas
I’m talking about
You and me getting close, close
You’re girlfriend getting pissed off, off
Gonna lock her in a closet, think nothing of it, it
Now, now, I’m staying til they come and get me, me
Police take me down town, town
Police shut me down, down
Po-po shut us down

Follow him, around the block
Dj, don’t you see
You shoulda loved me
Now you live with disregret
Ba-Bam, on the road
Oh look, in your window, oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Follow him, around the block
Dj, don’t you see
You shoulda loved me
Now you live with disregret
Ba-Bam, on the road
Oh look, in your window, oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh


DJ, you make me mad
You say its bad
That I stalk you
Yeah, you got me


And that's all. My friend wrote this (She's from wajas) so all credit goes to her.