Buggin' you all! (Open)

The old she-cat padded out of the medicine cat den serveying the scene. The young apprentice, Moss, was being attacked by little kits. She chuckled as the young apprentice crashed to the ground under the squirming kits and admitting defeat. She sat down beside the den, having sorted all the herbs she could find.
"And so the great apprentice Moss falls in battle, admitting his defeat!" Her voice cried. A mysterious glimmer entered her amber eyes.
She then looked to the gloomy sky, smelling the air. Yep, definantly more rain soon to come... She thought, pawing the ground. Quite soggy. Her paws nearly sank into it.

Otterkit looked at the older she-cat, a puzzled look on his face. He gave a squeak and after digging his claws into Mosspaw one last time, he punced off the apprentice and padded up to the cat, his head tilted.

Minkfur looked down at the kit, smiling.
"Ey, you ain't gonna attack an ol' mirule like me, are yeh?" She said, using rather odd vocabulary. Her white-tipped ears twitched as a rain drop splattered to the ground. She wrapped her tail around her paws and shifted a bit, ignoring the occasional droplets.
"So, what be your name, kit?"

Otterkit stared blankly at the medicine cat for a while, before losing interest and chasing that pesky tail of his. He would get it someday. He knew he would.

Minkfur just chuckled.
"What's your name?" She asked, poking the kit with her tail. She got up and moved aside a bit, in front of her den. She could still smell the scent of the old medicine cat.

Minkfur blinked at the young kit.
"Hey, there. What's your name? An' if you can actually speak..." She nodded to Otterkit,"Then what's his name?" She licked her paw, tasting the herbs. Her tail twitched and her ear flicked.
"Yur lookin' at me funny, kit. You be wantin' somethin'?"

Ivykit watched in awe at the new comer. She seemed somehow hypnotized by her. She had never seen her go on a patrol or hunt, obviously she wasn't a warrior but what was she?

Minkfur blinked at the kits. Are they mute? She thought, laughing in her mind. Then she looked at the other kit, the she-cat across the clearing. Minkfur smiled. She thought that this kit was the sensible one of the bunch.
"Ey, you wanna join us, kit? I got a story. A pre'y good story." She licked her paw. No cat needed medical attention. It was a fine day, and there was nothing else to do. It seemed fairly reasonable to tell a story.
"I'll tell ya 'bout some Clans you ain't never heard of." Minkfur meowed.

OOC: Yuhs we can tell XD Yuh and Cheezles already has highspot.

Otterkit showed his teeth in a kind of beizzare smile, that was somewhat sinister before settling down next to her, looking up with bright eyes.

Minkfur let out an "oof" as the kit bounced upon her head.
"You be gettin' of mah ear now? I need that ear." She croaked, being patient with the kits. What mischevious balls of fur. She thought, quite amused. Minkfur looked at the kit in front of her closely. She didn't like that smile, but she needed to tolerate him. Her free ear twitched, then she launched into a story.
"Okay, youths..." She meowed. "A long, long time ago, when I was born, many eye moons ago, there was a Clan. Now, 'dis Clan had foolishly left their old home, 'cuz many of them cats had been a bit selfish." She paused to take a breath and to make sure the kits were listening.
"Dey had not been satisfied wit der territory, so dey left the Clans around them. But they could not find any new territory, so they were basically lost souls. They were afraid of what the other Clans would tink of dem when they returned, so, the cowards turned tail and left forever." She paused again, then continued.
"So, when I was born, which was many cat eye moons after FireClan had left, I knew dat there was a greater destiny for meh. I knew that I wasn't just a wandering soul, scared of da odder Clans reactions to our foolishness. So, I left FireClan, and went back to the other Clans." She shifted a bit, looking up at the brown kit upon her head. Then, smiling, she continued.
"So..." She muttered, trying to remember her place. "Now, dese aren't the Clans you kits be familiar wit. No," she shook her head lightly, as not to disturb the kit upon her head, "Dese Clans be LeafClan, IceClan, EchoClan, and MountainClan. These ain't Clans of mah imagination; I actually lived wit these cats. Dese cats are real, and I want you to understand that, no matter how hard it is for you to believe that there are other Clans, other than yourselves, out der." Minkfur nodded.
"Anywho, I'mma get back to the actual story... Now, when I got to da other Clans, dey was in peril. In danger. Many needed healing, and many were injured. Der were many battles, and IceClan had already left. Now, I dun know where dey were off to, but apparently, dey hated all da fighting. Now, I stepped in, healed der cats, and stopped da fightin'. So, how did I stop powerful cats from fighting each other?" Her eyes suddenly gleamed.
"It was a message from SpiritClan, basically the other Clans' StarClan. Used to be my StarClan, but now I believe in StarClan. So... Dis starreh cat came to meh, Sorrelfire was her name, an' I'll never forgit it, an' she said dat if dese Clans didn't stop fightin', den dey would all die. So, I hung out with the other medicine cats, an den they soon got da message. Dey told dere Clans to stop fightin', and they-" Suddenly, Minkfur let out a sneeze, off to the side, as not to spray saliva in the kit in front of her's face. (lawl, that's funny, I sneezed right after I wrote that. XD)
"Woa, sorreh, young'un. Didn' mean it." She mrrowed, patting the kit on her head softly with one paw. Then, blinking and clearing her vocal cords, she ended her story.
"Well, da medicine cats gathered their kits and mates if they had any, an' they stopped der Clans from fighting. An dat's how I and the other medicine cats saved dem Clans, even if MountainClan was quite the mischevious type." She puffed up with pride.

OOC: Wow XD

Until he had been sneezed apon, Otterkit had been listening intently, loosing his smile slowly. Though he didn't understand some of the things the weird she-cat was saying he could tell it was important to her. He growled and wiped his face, sticking out his tounge is disgust. He looked up at the medicine cat as she pated him, obvious displeasure showing in his face.

(She sneezed to the side.. Plus, I need someone else to post before I post.)

OOC: Yuh. I no but he's fussy. SHe snezed near him and he didn't like it XD

Minkfur chuckled when the kit woke up.
"I know you been sleepin'. But whatevah; a story's supposed to putcha at ease. Now, get off mah head and get ya tails back to the nursery." She meowed, noting the rain that had started to sprinkle the ground.
"The rain ain't good for new kits like yerselves. If ya get sick, den ya be in mah den, with meh treatin' ya for the Sneezles (XD). Now, we dun want that, do we?" Suddenly, the rain started falling down hard.
"Daaang, you got some heavy rain falls. Get back, quick!"

"Thank you for the story Ma'am!" Otterkit purred. "We're Otterkit and Reedkit by the way!" he meowed, running into the nurcery.

Minkfur blinked and nodded.
"I be open for a story any time!" She yowled after them, and then, before heading into her den, she shot the camp a quick look. I think I could get used to these open skies.... I liked the forest of LeafClan, but the sky at night can be quite nice... She thought, and headed into her den.