IT'S A MASSACRE! (The first death)

Treeshadow lay next to one of the trees in the territory. He moaned with uncomfortable pain. He felt a tightness in his stomach, it felt like ti would burst. He'd felt like this for a week. He didn't go to the medicine cat and he tried to hide his pain. He didn't want them to have to waste anything on him. It was probably just a stomach ache. He thought he could self medicate if he just ate, even if food was scarce. Maybe it was just the lack of food and he needed a frog or two. Something, anything would help him.

He closed his eyes as a wave of pain stung him. Goodness, what was wrong with him. The singing of the winds, since the birds had taken their songs with them, did nothing to help the pain. Neither did the comfort of a better place. Like this, he couldn't even imagine going through the journey. He'd be done on the first day. He'd be done before they reached the other clans.

Maybe he should walk, try and tough it out, but something like that was hard to think of. He tried to stand up, but his legs immediately buckled and to the ground he was, feeling more miserable. He wondered how long it would take for him to get back to camp.

Robinpaw stomped over to the Shadowclan border. It was strange that she'd be going on a border patrol after her only friend had just been severely injured. It was better than going back to camp. Everyone would be all over her asking questions. What was there to know? Sweetfur died in a fight with Tigerblaze. Oh. She forgot that not everyone knew that Sweetfur was a murderous traitor. When she neared the Shadowclan border she saw something. A cat, she didn't know who, was stretched out under a tree. Upon closer inspection she noticed that the cat was huge. Not normal huge, but swollen. She found herself staring at him. How wierd, she thought.

Owlpaw flew through the sky, well almost. In truth, he had just leaped at Treeshadow, but it would have the same effect HOW DARE THAT FAT LARD SIT UNDER HIS TREE! All the things he had done under there, most of them, he didn't want to say out loud, and others were too awesome to say in words. But this Treeshadow, with his stinky bum had ruined it! The grass was all crushed and stuff, he was sure there would be a stain somewhere.

OOC: Gawd, Kiwi, it's just a stomach ache. You made him all prego. XD

Treeshadow jumped a little when Owlpaw suddenly landed on top of him. He looked at the cat on his back who still had the same antics as he usually did. He wondered, how was his training doing? But, he could wonder the same for any apprentice.

"Owlpaw, what are you doing?" He asked him, his voice carrying amusement. He might as well have still been a kit.

OOC: :3 Pregger toms. :DD I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO ASPLODE. D:

Robinpaw looked again, at second glance the tom wasn't that bloated. He still looked like he was in pain though. Meh, he's a Shadowclan cat.

Owlpaw nommed on Treeshadow's head, vengeance in his eyes. "I'LL BITE YOUR EARS OFF YOU LITTLE TREE SHADE ABSORBER!" He yelled, pawing Treeshadow wickedly even though his claws weren't extended. Owlpaw didn't actually know how to extend his claws... So, yeah.

Hazelspirit had been collecting herbs near by. They only had herbs from before the Leaf-bare and they were beginning to go rotten. New-leaf hadn't come around fast enough this year and there had been very little time for herbs to regrow. Hazelspirit ran over the herbs in her mind. Catmint, Borage, Poppy Seeds, can't forget honey for them kits... That was all she needed at the current time. Oh and maybe some Yarrow, Watermint and Marigold.

Hazelspirits ears flicked as she seemed to hear the groan of a cat. She picked the last lot of Poppy Heads and carefully added them to her bundle. The groaning seem to get worse so Hazel went to investigate. She carefully picked up her herbs and hurried off to find the cat.

Hazelspirit calmed when she saw Treeshadow talking calmly with Owlpaw. The two were both pretty, special, Especially that Owlpaw! she thought to herself. Hazel padded over and nodded respectfully at the two. "You ok?" She mewed.

OOC: ... XD

Treeshadow, wasn't actually sure what Owlpaw was yelling at him about, but he was being battered at furiously. And over tree shade! The territory was so dens with trees that it was all shade!

"Owlpaw! There's plenty of shade!" Treeshadow said when he batted sheathed paws back at Owlpaw. What an odd cat. He looked over when he head a voice, taking blows as he did. It was Hazlespirit, asking how they were doing.

"Fine," Treeshadow said. And he really did feel fine with something to distract him. Now, it was only a dull pain.

What was this? Some sort of get together on the Thunderclan border? Robinpaw knew that they wouldn't try invade. Not with a medicine cat and a kit anyway. She kept looking on over the strange trio...

"I'M NOT A KIT!" screeched Owlpaw at Robinpaw in another universe. Though, in the present universe, he fell off of Treeshadow, whimpering and rolling in the mud. Everything. Gone. Soiled! Disaster. "Not like that one part! THAT ONE WAS PERFECT! PERRRRRFECT!"

Treeshadow was having his dandy good ol' time until he glanced to the side and saw some cat standing there staring at him. It was a random glance, so of course he was scared out of his mind because he didn't even see her or it or whatever the cat was. Well, he wasn't scared out of his mind, but still scared.

He jumped a little, the sudden movement making his stomach hurt again. It was terrible this time! Almost unbearable! Goodness, was it just a bad case of gas or what? This was just too crappy to be regular. "Oh, well, I'm sorry Owlpaw, I'll just-"

Then, suddenly, before Treeshadow even finished his thought, a huge wave of pain went over him, coursing through his entire body in seconds before he suddenly exploded! Yes, exploded, right in a snap. His body parts and chunks shooting everywhere in little debris, a terrible stank reeking out of it. It was like an ultra fart.

Meanwhile, on a branch just above, out of the blasting range, a bird of blue feathers looked down at them all. "My plan has worked!" He chirped in his bird language that only birds know. They'd done it! They'd finally done it! The birds mechanical eye, which was just red camera lens kind of, looked down at the other cats, first focusing on Hazelspirit, then Owlpaw, and then Robinpaw over on her border.

He laughed again his diabolical laugh. Yes! This is the time! He hopped off the branch, laughing all of the way home, past many trees. "Our revenge starts now!"

OOC: Okay so yuh, Treesahdow's dead nows. XD And I guess all of the schedualed cats that don't have a killer will die because of the vengeful NPC birds. X3

OOC: XD

Robinpaw gasped in shock as the Shadowclan tom exploded, sending bits of himself everywhere. "EEEWWWWWWWW!" she yowled as an ear hit her in the face. Then a wave of a smell as ugly as sin hit her nose. Her tail down and her eyes watering she ran back to camp.

Hazelspirit, having seen it all before leapt back just in time. "Poor Treeshadow..."
She mewed. "Anyways! >D We must tell the clan to keep an eyes on the Bluebirds. Kill them when they see them, and bring them to me!"